De la Despair, Inc:

Wishes: When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it’s really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you’re pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it’s death by meteor.

Destiny: You were meant for me. Perhaps as a punishment.

Individuality: Always remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else.

Trouble: Luck can’t last a lifetime unless you die young.

Mistakes: It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.

Limitations: Until you spread your wings, you’ll have no idea how far you can walk.

Power: Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But it rocks absolutely, too.

Dreams: Dreams are like rainbows. Only idiots chase them.

Madness: Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, “Hey, is there room in your head for one more?”

Dysfunction: The only consistent feature in all of your dissatisfying relationships is you.

Dare to Slack: When birds fly in the right formation, they need only exert half the effort. Even in nature, teamwork results in collective laziness.

Loneliness: If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, you’re not alone. And yet you are alone. So very alone.

Tradition: Just because you’ve always done it that way doesn’t mean it’s not incredibly stupid.