Category Archives: weird

De vara

Postez un text pe care l-am scris acum doi ani si aproape patru lunisoare. As primi cu drag comentarii la el. Here we go.

a ramas stabilit ca mergem sambata la plaja. fara sa mai sun apar la usa Ioanei la ora stabilita. imi deschide, prietenos ca intotdeauna, Marius, sotul ei de cinci ani deja.

Ioana a plecat cu noaptea-n cap la tara, ceva neprevazut, era prea devreme sa ma anunte, oricum locuim la doua strazi distanta, isi cere scuze prin Marius. ma invita sa iau loc, imi ofera un pahar de suc, il beau repede, caldura de afara m-a doborat prea repede. ma intreb daca sa abandonez ziua de toropeala la soare, sa merg singura sau s-o chem pe Dora cu mine, mai schimbam o vorba, trece vremea mai usor. Marius face politicos small talk, conversez si eu cu gandurile aiurea.

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Maartechen Syndrome – Gramo Has It!!!!!!!!! :)

No, not really! 🙂 Stop googling for it, it’s a disease invented by Reddit. Just watch this:

And read this.

UPDATE: Gramo-cat, otoh, seems to have Schrödinger’s Disease, since it was diagnosed to be both dead and alive at the same time. 🙂
UPDATE2: Funny enough, a Wikipedia article about Maartechen Syndrome has just appeared! 🙂

Funny puzzles you might never be able to solve

If you like puzzles, you might be puzzled by this sort of enigmas. You are given a weird story (sometimes there are only a few words) and you must come up with the explanation of what happened. Example:

A man is dead in a room with a small pile of pieces of wood and sawdust in one corner.

Believe it or not, the correct answer is something like this:
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Gramo si Dominic

Gramo a plecat sa faca niste cumparaturi. La coltul strazii, cineva trantise peste noapte ditamai rahatzoiul. Nu parea sa fi fost un caine, ci un om.

Dominic isi cumparase un aparat de cafea. Nu un aparat obisnuit, ci un automat mare, cat un dulap, care mergea cu fise. Intr-o cutie de plastic, Dominic tinea mereu niste fise. Din cand in cand golea aparatul de fise si isi umplea cutia la loc. Ii placea lui sa isi “cumpere” cafea.
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