Guns don’t kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
Linus Torvalds can run kill -9 and kill Chuck Norris.There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
There is no theory of probability, just a list of events that Linus Torvalds allows to occur.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Linus Torvalds does not sleep. He hacks.When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
People pray to Jesus, but Jesus prays to Linus Torvalds.Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.
Linus Torvalds can do an infinite loop in five seconds… in his head.Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Linus Torvalds takes one look at your desktop and knows which porn sites you visited. In the last ten years.When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Linus Torvalds is taking over the world. Microsoft is just a diversion so that no one would suspect a mild mannered Finnish programmer.Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Linus made the red pill.
Surse: aici pt. Chuck Norris si aici pt. Linus Torvalds; via Alex Brie
Chuck Norris died 10 years ago. But no one had the guts to tell him yet. 😛
Linus Torvalds doesn’t die, he simply returns zero.
cine e mai tare??? Hmmm…eu una votez pentru Linus Torvald, pt ca tipii linuxisti sunt cute 🙂
Chuck Norris’ first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors. :))
In viitorul lui quantum computing (ce mijeste) vor exista simultan atit ‘Chuck’ cit si ‘Linus’ (si ‘1’ si ‘0’).
Problema va fi insa mai complicata, intrucit daca vom incerca sa le ‘citim’ starea vor ‘disparea’ ambii …
Linus Torvalds’s first job was to maintain the Linux kernel. The city of Redmond is still in agony. 🙂
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daca chuck norris ar fi bloguit, nimeni nu ar mai fi indraznit nici macar sa se gandeasca la internet.
daca linus ar fi bloguit, era de ajuns sa te gandesti ca ai putea sa intri la el pe blog si deja iti stia parolele la orice. din ultimii 10 ani 😛
chuck norris a numarat de 2 ori pana la infinit
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem–It wouldn’t take shit from anybody.
Google won’t search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don’t find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
gasita daca intri pe google.com si nu .ro si in campul de search scrii google chuck norris si apoi apesi pe i’m feeling lucky 😀
@Christ Saddler: sunt tari si recomandarile:
“Run, before he finds you
Try a different person” 🙂
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer 🙂